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BLATANT! LACROSSE
BROCABULARY


blatant: the act of being blatant; a way of life; untruthful; flamboyant; unnecessary; immediate; etc x infinity; as in: a blatant lie, a blatant shirt, or a blatant character. blatancy/blatantcy.

bro flow: locks of hair that exude chaseness and broness; often overflowing out of a helmet. Hair is not always necessary for flow, some people just have it.

chase: an action, person, or quality associated with the traits of Vincent Chase, the main character in HBO's Entourage.

cougarvour: a human/cougar hybrid creature endowed with ultra-blatant powers.

Donny-Pound: giving someone a fist pound for literally no reason whatsoever, other than possible narcissism.

eject: an order from the LTG (Lunch Table Government) to banish someone from the table, usually preceded by an outlandish statement; could be necessary or unnecessary (see override) as well as temporary or permanent.

grilled-cheesing: occurs when someone who is clearly attracted to you, blatantly stares in your direction for an extended period of time.

GTL- Gym, Tan, Lax

hound-dogging: when someone who is clearly obsessed with you, continuously tries to get your attention.

immediate: the act of instant blatancy; immediateness.

mad-dog: a term coined by Donny from Chino, meant to signify when someone is intentionally blowing up another's spot, usually with a girl, but also can be in a general public situation. mad-dogging, mad-dogation, mad-dogged.

NARP: Non Athletic Regular Person. Someone who looks like a NARP has no flow, bulky shoulder pads, and usually ankle socks.

override: can negate an ejection; only is allowed to be administered by the original two co-Presidents of the LTG.

rogue: an intentional or unintentional act of being away from the action of an event; often accompanied with a plan to scheme or obsess.

rogue-dogging: when someone is creepily gooning (usually in a corner of a room) looking mischievous and possible on the verge of committing a blatant act.

swag shorts: shorts that run below the knees during a lacrosse game/practice/event. Depending on the level of swag this can increase or decrease flow. Must be worn with mid-calves.

ENJOY YOUR SHOPPING AND REMEMBER TO ALWAYS BE BLATANT!